Murphy's laws for computers

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1. No matter how fantastic your latest and greatest PC is, you will be able to buy it for half the price in 12 months.

2. The only program that runs perfectly every time, is a virus

3. A computer is only as smart as the person using it

4. Computers let you waste time efficiently

5. The longer the e-mail, the greater the chance it will not make it to its destination, for whatever reason
6. Format C: fixes all

7. A program is good when it's bug free - which is impossible.

8. The probability of forgetting your password is directly proportional to the frequency of changing it.

9. For any given software, the moment you manage to master it, a new version appears.
10. The best way to see your boss is to access the Internet. Or... No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the Internet.