Funny Computer Quotes

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   1. "Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."
   2. "Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."
   3. "Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error."
   4. "If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"
   5. "Windows Vista: It's like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush...."
   6. "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
   7. "There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
   8. "Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail."
   9. "1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d"
   10.“If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.”
   11.“Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.”
   12."You know you're a geek when... You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary."
   13. “Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.”