You Know Your A Nerd When…

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* Going to bed early is 1:59 am
* You can’t wait for the next copy of “Wired” to come out
* Your family and friends always come to you for their computer help
* You know Linux isn’t Snoopy’s friend
* Your signature includes an @ sign
* You can recite pi past 3.14
* One of your kids is named: Egon, Riker, Anikin or Neo
* You’ve uttered the word “n00b” in anger and with no one around
* Sleep always loses out to a fatal system error
* ipconfig /renew is still resident in the F3 buffer on your keyboard
* You know what the F3 buffer on your keyboard is
* If checking your email requires you to log into 4 or more websites
* You wake up with an earache and a broken Bluetooth earpiece between your pillows
* You know how much electricity it costs to run your home server per second
* Your monthly ISP bill has a section for bandwidth overcharges every month
* A wipe and reload seems like a fun idea!
* Your friends only invite you to a barbeque when their computer is stuck
* Your computer is worth more that your wife’s engagement ring
* You can’t do without at least two computers at home
* When your girlfriend feels you are cheating on her with your computer
* When you want to finish your World of Warcraft dungeon raid instead of going to bed with your wife
* You read hardware catalogues to relax
* Everyone immediately turns to you when their computer acts up
* You spend more time with your computer than with your best bud
* You go shopping for something for your computer
* Your main concern when on vacation is whether 3G is available
* A mouse is a human created utility, not an organic form of life
* One of your greatest forms of joy is to see your newly built PC boot into your favourite OS
* “Flashing your RAM” is not an obscene gesture
* Someone mentions root, you don’t think of a plant
* You can code in more languages than you speak