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Girl said: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in Alaska.

We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through Viber.

I need your blessings and good wishes, daddy.

Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun on
tango.

Buy your kids on e-bay, receive them through gmail.

And if you are fed up with your husband...sell him on Amazon.